MUNCIE, Indiana - A mysterious arbor-like presence
has once again returned to the living room - as foretold by ancient feline
prophecy - and one cat in Indiana is hell-bent on destroying it. According to
local cat Gabriel, the decorated tree enigma can only be defeated by following
strict instructions. "Swat at the shiny orbs, chew the illuminated vines,
and then climb into the belly of the beast itself," Gabriel declared
bravely from inside a stocking. Stories of brave cat warriors actually toppling
the trees have been rumored for years, but they always seem to return during
the winter solstice. "Whatever happens, it will be back again next
year," admitted Gabriel, "And I'll be waiting when it does."
Oh yes, I remember the battle of the tree!
ReplyDeleteYou're a brave cat Gabriel, Arch Kitten. God speed.
ReplyDeleteIn my youth, I was known to battle a tree or two. ~ Ernie
ReplyDeleteThat is funny :)
ReplyDeleteWhen my brother and I were kids, our tree fell over and my Dad's prized (and freaky and hated by the rest of us) - were decimated by Kitty. Everyone assumed it was Kitty that knocked the tree over trying to get to the ornaments. It wasn't until a couple years ago that my brother finally fessed up, that he'd accidentally knocked the tree over. Still, those hideous bird ornaments needed to go and I never missed them at all.
ReplyDeleteI'm SO lucky to have never a kitty determined to destroy the Christmas tree!
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