Thursday, November 21, 2019

Barista Cat Confesses: I Can't Make Coffee


SEATTLE, Washington - Despite being employed at a cat cafe for the past two years, a barista cat recently shocked the nation by admitting she cannot actually make coffee or any other beverage. "To be honest with you, I'm not even sure what coffee is," confessed Pandora from one of the many cat trees at the Emerald-Meow Cat Cafe. "All I know is that some humans seem addicted to coffee and cats," she added, "But I would hopefully never act that way about any substance." Pandora's fellow cat baristas confirmed she excitedly rolls around in catnip at least 3 hours each day.

10 comments:

  1. Pandora needs an intervention!!!

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  2. Don't worry Pandora, we don't like coffee but we sure DO like nip!
    The Florida Furkids

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  3. Why make coffee when you can roll in nip??

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  4. That's ok. She's cute enough to get by on her looks. :-D

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  5. Ahahaha funny! This made me laugh and my cat Franklin purr!

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  6. Yeah, but catnip isn't a substance ... it's a vitamin! Or so my cats tell me.

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  7. Don't worry Pandora, Flynn wouldn't have considered 3 hours to be excessive.

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  8. LOL, thanks for a much-needed smile.

    I wanted to thank you for stopping by with condolences on my Nicki's passing. It's been a long time since I've blogged as "Fuzzy Tales" for the boys, and the kindness of strangers is so deeply appreciated. I know that everyone has been through this and understands.

    Best,
    Kim

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