First Cat Hair Transplant Successful

LAS VEGAS, Nevada – Male cat pattern baldness may soon be a thing of the past as the first cat hair transplant was successful in Sin City earlier this week. Prince Luigi, a mature cat who has been living in Las Vegas for over a year, recently acquired a new mop of luscious, onyx colored hair upon his head. According to his caregiver, Prince Luigi is attempting to project a younger image to help him follow in the pawsteps of other famous feline performers in Las Vegas. “Jackpot, baby!” Prince Luigi shrieked before devouring a 99-cent shrimp cocktail. He is expected to debut with fellow feline performer Wayne Mew-ton sometime next year.