Black Cat Tired of Halloween Jokes

ENID, Oklahoma – Halloween may still be two weeks away, but one black cat in Oklahoma has already had enough of jokes about the spooky holiday. “Please stop approaching me 500 times a day to remind me ‘my holiday’ is coming up,” mewed Midnight, “I have a calendar on my phone.” The raven-colored cat was quick to point out the same humans who usually avoid him now relish in asking him to “do the yowling thing” on command. “It’s like I went from being too unlucky to even cross the street in front of someone to being everyone’s puppet.” Midnight is scheduled to try on a precious candy-corn cat costume tomorrow.