GALION,
Ohio – Minutes of
tense drama culminated in small Ohio town this week, as local cat authorities
finally apprehended a toy mouse on the end of a string. According to
self-proclaimed “cat police chief” Cuddles McPaw, up to three cats chased the
catnip-scented mouse throughout the house before finally subduing the suspect
and taking him into custody in the kitchen. “We’re just
trying to make this house a place where we can safely raise our kittens,”
mewed McPaw, who was assisted in the pursuit by fellow officers Fuzzy and Gato.
“We’ve dealt with this guy a lot before, but he’s always managed to get away at
the last second. I think we got him for good this time.”
UPDATE: Seconds after being captured, the
toy mouse escaped yet again. Cat authorities suspect the resident human may
have been an accomplice.
Those "Mouse In The House" have always been problems for us too (well, three). There is something deceptical about them and we agree that TBT has something to do with that here.
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good investigations!
CUDDLES MCPAW!!!! Best story yet!!!
ReplyDeletePesky critter. I'm sure if you circulate leaflets and hang posters and offer a sizeable nip reward the community will manage to turn him up. When they do I suggest an identity parade followed by a swift lunch break, MOL
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ERin
That mouse sounds as elusive as the red dot.
ReplyDeleteSounds like the resident human needs to be kept under surveillance!
ReplyDeleteHope he's recaptured quickly!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, the pesky mouse caper!
ReplyDeleteGood job on the part of the cat authorities! The accomplices need to be impeached!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha resident human
ReplyDeleteOoohh, tense drama indeed! Gotta try harder to keep an aye on that critter next time.
ReplyDeletethe resident humans are ALWAYS accomplices!! MOL!!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Sounds like what happens in my house several times a day!
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